A Christmas Duel

C i bought no gifts this year Am and i slept with your sister F C G i know i should have thought twice before i kissed her C but with the year we had last Am and the dress that she wore F i just went along for the ride C G and i came back for more Am G C and im sorry , baby ( thats all okay honey cause see ) C i bought no tree this year Am and i slept with your brother F i wrecked your Daddys car C G and went down on your mother C i set your record collection on fire Am and said i never knew F felt kind of bad about that C G and i know you did too F G so whatever you say , its all fine by me C Am who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree F cause the snow keeps on fallin G even though we were bad F G itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad Am F C and spend this christmas together C i married you last year Am bet you thought i was sober , right? F but i was drunk as a skunk and i made a mistake you see C G this could all have been over C Am ah honey please dont excuse your behaviour F cause i hired a hitman and changed your will C G its now all in my favour F G so whatever you say , its all fine by me C Am who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree F cause the snow keeps on fallin G even though we were bad F G itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am C holding on without any reason Am cause somethings strong ( somethings strong ) C this holiday season ( this holiday season ) F G so whatever you say , its all fine by me C Am and who the fxxk anyway wants a christmas tree F cause the snow keeps on fallin G even though we were bad F G itll cover the filth , we should both just be glad Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together Am F C and spend - spend - spend this christ - christmas together ( repeat )