Dick In Dixie

E well , some say i’m not country B7 and that’s just fine with me cause i don’t wanna be country E with some faggot looking over at me and they say that i’m ill - mannered B7 that i’m gonna self - destruct but if you know what i’m thinkin’ E you’ll know that pop country really sucks Chorus : E well i’m here to put the dick in dixie B7 and the C * * t back in country cause the kind of country i hear now days E is a bunch of sh * t to me and they say that i’m ill - mannered B7 that i’m gonna self - destruct but if you know what i’m thinkin’ E you’ll know that pop country really sucks well they’re losing all the outlaws that had to stand their ground and they’re being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town and they don’t have no idea ’bout sorrow and woe cause they’re all just too damn busy kissin’ ass on music row