The Best Things In Life

C G my uncle charlie is a cynical man C G and his wife’s a touch sceptical too C G they’ve got one of those stickers in the back of their van C G it says "we’ve seen the prices at the zoo" C G well today i knocked upon their door and said that i was passing C G and charlie launched a scathing attack C G when i asked him what i’d done he said "you stupid bastard C G C G C G we live in a cul - de - sac" . C G went to dali’s party it was fancy dress C G i just stuck an apple in my face C G i saw a chap who obviously was out to impress C G reckoned he beat gagarin in to space C G C G he said "hi there salv , like sorry i’m late C G C G but i was getting done up as a mogul thrash acetate" C G C G me i got bored , so i went home C G C G got into bed and came to the conclusion : G C there is nothing better in life D C D G than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro , G C there is nothing better in life D C D G than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro , G C there is nothing better in life D C D G than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro , G C there is nothing better in life D C D C than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro D D7 G on a saturday night instead of going to the pub .