Letters Sent

E keeper you’ve just made a decent save so why d’you feel the need to rant and rave? A screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid E especially when they haven’t done much wrong . B A E please cease the trait . thank you to whoever found my purse also when i fell , the passing nurse A and when in my coma as i tried to bludgeon E chartist demonstrators in the square . B A E B A E those on the ward , yours much restored . i disagree entirely with your choice peetie wheatstraw has a better voice A i’d like to warn your readers; stapeley water gardens E a nice day out but best to take a flask . B A E B A E dear miss mcveigh , it pains me to say B A E B A E the school choir was dull and the blame lies with you . sewage farm an absolute disgrace picnic table somewhat out of place A leisure centre cashpoint always out of order E and there’s too much chlorine in the pool . B A E B A E thirteen across - where was the clue? B A E B A E bird on the wire - len , you’re the dogs .