He Who Would Valium Take

( Intro C F C G7 C ) C F the car that’s parked on a pavement narked C G7 C pedestrians and children with chalk F their games , their shapes , their capers , their japes C G7 C destroyed by a thoughtless shitehawk . F C G and yea though i walk in the road to get past , i’m not in the least afraid C F for soon i shall fly to the sweet by and by C G7 C away from a world without shade . F C G7 C a streaker streaks and a nation shrugs at a saucer - like disc in the sky C F a stag weekend is a poor weekend C G7 C if the army is not on standby . F pub grub , pub games , pub bands , pub names C G the pit bull that’s great with kids C F if chelsea , chantelle and jordan should gel C G7 C my fears would be laid to my skids . F C G7 C the maverick cops with their average flasks and boring unorthodox ways C F the previous life as a pharaoh’s wife C G7 C is mightily irksome these days . F C G the lady in red hides under the bed from a husband who quotes chubby brown C F it’s cold and it’s wet and the knell of regret C G7 C is pealing throughout every town G7 C is pealing throughout every town .