Big Ass Heart

Am G F E my girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations Am G F E he said cut the carbs , or else she’d end up pushing up carnations Am G F E she stepped up on the scale and the doctor said , "oh lordy" Am G F E if you don’t drop a few , girl , you won’t make it past age forty E my girl said , "hey lookie , on my fancy x - ray chart" E said the doctor , "holy hell that’s one G . D . big ass heart" Am G F E Am i’m telling you my friend , my girl’s got a big ass heart Am G F E Am when she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart Am G F E F that big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest F G Am and then sit down and win a lovin’ pie - eating contest Am G F E Am i love that big ass heart so much i think it isn’t fair Am G F E Am like how your heart won’t pay me back for breaking all my chairs Am G F E so sick with love i think i’m coming down with rickets F G Am G F E when that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets E Am G oh , that big ass heart F E Am oh , that big ass heart