Bwana Dik

bwana dik frank zappa from fillmore east F# ( riff ) F# ( riff ) and if his dick is a monster if his dick is a monster A7 E E D E if his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts over Em7 ( spoken ) hold it! please hold it! my god , madge . . . you voluptuous new york city slit . . . why didn’t you tell me before? it was so hard to tell with your little blousey - poo on , but . . . now that i see you . . . i would have helped . . i didn’t know you were so obviously . . . pregnant . . . ends with B7 Em7 A Em C B7 i’ve got the thing you need i Am endowed beyond your wildest Em A Em C B7 Em clearasil - spattered fantasies ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . C D Em C D Em girls from all over the world , flock to write my name on the toilet walls F G E F G C B7 C B7 of the whisky a go - go , for i Am bwana dik i Am bwana dik C B7 C B7 me bwana dik , no! me bwana dik say! ( F#m7 E ) x 2 arpeggios drum cue F#m7 E F#m7 E my dick is a monster give me your heart F#m7 bwana dik is a legend , enormous thou art F#m7 E F#m7 E my dick is a harley you kick it to start F#m7 bwana dik speaks the heavens will part F#m7 E F#m7 E my dick is a dagger i’ll force it to fit F#m7 E F#m7 E my dick is a reamer , baby , to scream up your slit D G B steam it! ream it! cream it! into latex sauna beef riff B E D B A A mud shark