Smokin & Drinkin

[ Intro ] Am C Em Am 4x [ Verse ] i’m on my bullshit Am barstool pimpin C on a southern fried chicken Em Am on a whiskey - soaked august day Am and she told me last summer C that she lost her only lover Em Am ’cause he’s got himself locked away Am he was cooking meth , trippin’ C she was on a pole strippin’ Em Am just american as apple pie Am now she’s looking for a lover C ’cause she wanna be a mother Em Am trying to show me that she’d rather die Am she looks a little bit weathered C but she’s down for whatever Em Am and she probably knows a trick or two Am says she got a few friends C if you got a couple ends Em n . C . for they’d probably let you fuck them too [ Chorus ] i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine Am C Em Am [ Verse ] i’m on my bullshit Am drinkin with some trouble C ’til i start to see double Em Am and they put me in city jail Am sometimes you may have problems C and the only way to solve ’em Em Am isn’t always walk around with bail Am i lost a few nights C and i lost a couple fights Em Am blacked out on a whiskey bench Am i sold a lot of ticks C fucked a bunch of hot chicks Em C and a couple that might make you cringe Am got to keep it one hundred C i’ll say it if i done it Em Am don’t give a fuck about how you feel Am all you cheaters and liars C with your cheap amplifiers Em n . C . talk about how you’re "keepin’ it real" [ Chorus ] i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine Am C Em Am [ Verse ] i’m on my bullshit Am low temp dabbin’ C pistol grip grabbin’ Em Am i’m a chrome plated man of steel Am severly underrated C occasionaly i’m hated Em Am ’cause i like to tell it how i feel Am when push come to shove C got a whole lotta love Em Am for the people still holdin’ me down Am made a whole lotta ends C and i kept a few friends Em Am whole time i’ve been fucking around [ Chorus ] i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine i’m on my bullshit Am C smokin’ and drinkin’ Em Am just wasting my time Am C no worrying no thinking Em Am more women , more wine