Come And Join The British Army

Cm when i was young , i used to be , A# as fine a man as ever you’d see , Cm ’til the prince of wales , he said to me , Fm Cm come and join the british army . ( it’s the same through out the rest of the song . ) too - ra loo - ra loo - ra loo , they’re lookin’ for monkeys up in the zoo , and since when have i had a face like you? i’d join the british army . sarah comden baked a cake , it’s all for poor old slattery’s sake , she threw meself into the lake , pretendin’ i was balmy . too - ra loo - ra loo - ra loo , i’ve made me mind up what to do , now i’ll work me ticket home to you , and * pfft * the british army . sergeant heeley went away , and his wife got in the family way , and the only words that she could say , was blame the british army . too - ra loo - ra loo - ra loo , me curse upon the labour blue , that took me darlin’ boy from me , to join the british army . corporal sheen’s a turn o’ the ’bout , just give him a couple o’ jars o’ stout , he’ll bake the enemy with his mouth , and save the british army . too - ra loo - ra loo - ra loo , i’ve made me mind up what to do , now i’ll work me ticket home to you , and * fxxk * the british army .