My Parties

Em D/F# / G Em Em D/F# / G C D/F# / G Em C D Em C B well this is my back yard - my back gate Em C B i hate to start my parties late Em C B here’s the party cart - ain’t that great? C D that ain’t the best part baby - just wait Em C D that a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze Em C portable hammock baby - who needs trees D G Em G Em D/E Em it’s casual entertaining - we aim to please D G Em at my parties C D Em D C B check out the shingles - it’s brand new Em Am B excuse me while i mingle - hi , how are you Em D C B hey everybody - let me give you a toast C D this one’s for me - the host with the most Em D / C B Em / C B Em D / C B C / D C D Em D C B it’s getting a trifle colder - step inside my home Em Am B that’s a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone Em D C B that’s a musical doorbell - it don’t ring , i ain’t kiddin’ C D it plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon Em D C B boy , this punch is a trip - it’s o . k . in my book Em Am B here , take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit Em D C B ah , here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook C D let me show you honey - it’s easy - look Em D C B you take a fork and spike ’em - say , did you try these? Em C D so glad you like ’em - the secret’s in the cheese G Em D/E Em it’s casual entertaining - we aim to please C D G Em at my parties Em D C B now don’t talk to me about the polar bear Em Am B don’t talk to me about the ozone layer Em ain’t much of anything these days , even the air C D they’re running out of rhinos - what do i care? Em let’s hear it for the dolphin - let’s hear it for the trees C D ain’t running out of nothing in my deep freeze G Em D/E Em it’s casual entertaining - we aim to please C D G Em at my parties C D G ( do what you please )