Horny As A Dandy

B D A E ( though the whole song , actually . . . ) B D A you got me horny in the morning and you kno - o - ow E B i try to call you but i can’t find the telephone D A i sent a message through the internet but it rejected E B i wrote a letter and i sent it with the po - o - ost D A the post it takes so long , so i’ve got to sing this song E B to let you know how i feel , whats the deal baby D A and i can’t wait for you , and the things you make me do E B my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you B i’m horny A horny , horny , horny C so horny E i’m horny , horny , horny i’m horny horny , horny , horny so horny i’m horny , horny , horny tonight i searched from town to town but i can’t find my bird ooh ooh i got so desperate i sent a rocket to the moon in new york city someone said they saw you singing the blues but it was a man from nowhere land . . . who looked like you i will keep searching on this feeling’s much too strong my heart is ringing and i’m singing this song for you and i like you , yeah i like you and i like you i like you ( x6 ) and i feel horny horny tonight i’m horny horny , horny , horny so horny i’m horny , horny , horny i’m horny horny , horny , horny so horny i’m horny , horny , horny tonight i’m horny , horny , horny tonight the post it takes so long , so i gotta sing this song to let you know how i feel , whats the deal baby and i can’t wait for you , and the things you make me too my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you i’m horny horny , horny , horny so horny i’m horny , horny , horny i’m horny horny , horny , horny so horny i’m horny , horny , horny tonight horny , horny horny , horny , horny horny , horny horny , horny , horny horny , horny horny , horny , horny horny , horny horny , horny , horny horny , horny horny , horny , horny