If Thats Country

Intro G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am straight out of nashville , heres your next big star G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 he dont write the songs he sings , but he knows the words by heart . G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am wears a cowboy hat , and some tight blue jeans , G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 and he struts around the stage like hes the coolest thing youve ever seen . G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 oh you gotta love him! G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am he looks like a super model , knows how to strike a pose G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 and he dont mind the makeup , as long as no one knows . G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am and hes got that crooked grin , and talks with a southern drawl , G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 acts like toby keith , but sounds a lot like tim mcgraw D Cadd9 G but if hes country ill kiss your ass , D Cadd9 G and throw all my willie nelson records in the trash . D Cadd9 G D/F# Em hes the same old shit in a slightly different bag , D Cadd9 G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 but if hes country , well then countrys pretty bad . G Cadd9 i dont watch cmt G Cadd9 Am naw that shit makes me sick . G Cadd9 and that ole kenny chesney , Em Cadd9 what a hypocrite . G Cadd9 hell swear hes country , G Cadd9 Am but he lives in the caribbean . G Cadd9 sings all about the islands now , Em Cadd9 what happened to the tennessean D Cadd9 G aw if hes country ill kiss your ass D Cadd9 G throw all my johnny cash records in the trash D Cadd9 G D/F# Em hes all about image cuz image pays the bucks , D Cadd9 G D/F# Em aw but if hes country , well then country really sucks . D G what happened to the outlaws , Cadd9 D G who werent afraid to cross the line . Em D G what happened to the workin man , Cadd9 D G who sang the truth about their troubled lives . Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 Em Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Am i was raised in georgia , in a one red light town . G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 and my Daddy picked guitar in every honky tonk around . G Cadd9 and he taught me all the good stuff , G Cadd9 Am G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 that solid country gold , but now i love it all from hip - hop to rock and roll D Cadd9 G and if that aint country , well i dont give a damn D Cadd9 G my Daddy taught me to be own kinda man D Cadd9 G D/F# Em he said son you dont have to go along with the crowd aw D Cadd9 G D/F# Em so if i aint country then im pretty frickin proud Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G oh well i dont need their labels anyhow