Audience

G# sunday nights that you wanna B black velvet cake G# sweet heart can bargain B half price mistakes G# she will go down with her ship B like a good captain E you’re sitting on the dock playing for B an audience of one G# F# B ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh! ( F# ) G# ( F# ) B pacing your apartment , linoleum floors ( F# ) G# get a call from an old friend ( F# ) B she never like them before ( F# ) G# he will drive all over three lanes ( F# ) B you sit tight , shotgun E wind shield wipers waving for B an audience of one G# you came out from the country B wearing momma’s clothes G# you were born in the city B Daddy’s dominoes G# you need a record you can move to B well we got one drop the needle E B we are playing for an audience of one drop the needle E B we are playing for an audience of one C#m B F# C#m B F# one gets all of you two jealous C#m B F# three get even less C#m B F# four divides you up then you’re left C#m B F# pleasing all your guests G# reach out you point a finger B and touch the globe ( F# ) G# spin around and where it stops B you’ve got to pack your bags and go G# land in the mohave desert ( F# ) B sing for the sun E B three’s too many when you’re playing for an audience of one E B two’s too busy when you’re playing for an audience of one E B one is the only way playing for an audience of one G# B oooooh - oooooh! G# B oooooh - oooooh! G# B oooooh - oooooh! G# B oooooh - oooooh!