If I Were Rock And Roll

CAPO: 7th FRET Intro G Em Cadd9 D Verse G Em If I were a NASCAR man going round and round Cadd9 D Yeah, you know I'd be number three G Em If I were the best damn football in the south Cadd9 D I'd be the SEC G Em And if I were a Velcro stitched up stars and stripes Cadd9 D You can bet I'd be flying proud G Em Pressed on the chest of America's best Cadd9 D Putting bad dudes in the ground Chorus G Em And if I were rock 'n' roll Cadd9 D I'd be a middle finger in your face G Em If I were a lost soul Cadd9 D I'd be in church more than just Sunday G Em And if for some reason I was Jesus Cadd9 D I'd have a lot of forgiving to do Em D Cadd9 And if I weren't a fool N.C. Girl, I'd still be with you G Em Cadd9 D Verse G Em If I were a granddaddy rocking on a rocking chair Cadd9 D I'd have a grandson on my lap G Em If I were a first time there, front porch stare Cadd9 D I'd pray she kissed me back G Em And if I were a rebel kid meeting with the man Cadd9 D Hearing Johnny Don't Do That G Em With a guitar strapped, I'd go all black Cadd9 D Tell 'em all to kiss my ass Chorus G Em If I were rock 'n' roll Cadd9 D I'd be a middle finger in your face G Em If I were a lost soul Cadd9 D I'd be in church more than just Sunday G Em And if for some reason I was Jesus Cadd9 D I'd have a lot of forgiving to do Em D Cadd9 And if I weren't a fool D G Em Cadd9 Girl, I'd still be with you D G Em Cadd9 D G Yeah, I'd still be with you BREAK: Am7 If I were a smart man I wouldn't just write you a song Cadd9 Straight from the heart and And pray you turned it on G Em And know I'd step it up and I'd mean it Cadd9 D When I look into your eyes G Em And I'd be on my way to Denver Cadd9 D And I'd be holding you tonight Chorus G Em And if I were rock 'n' roll Cadd9 D I'd be a middle finger in your face G Em If I were a lost soul Cadd9 D I'd be in church more than just Sundays G Em And if for some reason I was Jesus Cadd9 D I'd have a lot of forgiving to do Em D Cadd9 And if I weren't a fool D Girl, I'd still be with you G Em Cadd9 D G Em Yeah, yeah, I'd still be with you Cadd9 D G I'd still be, oh, I'd still be with you Em Cadd9 Yeah I'd still be, oh, I'd still be, oh D G Em Cadd9 I'd still be with you D G Yeah, I'd still be with you