99 Biker Friends

this is my first tab . . . well its not really a tab is it . . . hmmm . . . well anyways i wanted a chordal version so here it is! ( palm mute Verse ) D A G A such a big man , such a little chick . D A G A i think it all goes back to your tiny D A G A pick - up truck in the driveway , D A G A with a sticker on the window G A "rest in peace number 3" . ( strum ) D A tell all your friends G A how you put her in her place . D A 7 pounds of makeup G A G just to hide her beat up face . G G G A such a pretty face . [ Chorus : ] D A G A it takes a tough man to slap her around . D A G A such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down . G A she’s wearing shades but we all see C# G D G behind the tinted glass . G B and i’ve got 99 biker friends A G that wanna kick your ass . ( palm mute ) D tell her that you’re sorry . A blame it on the beer . G your dad was mean to you . A B G A and i do too . D A G A over compensatin’ for your small shoes . B taking her away , but you won’t say when . A hold her in your arms , A G D D D tell her this won’t happen again . D D A G A it takes a tough man to slap her around . D A G A such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down . G A she’s wearing shades but we all see C# G D G behind the tinted glass . G B and i’ve got 99 biker friends A G that wanna kick your ass . C# A G i wish bruce lee was here right now C# with his trusty nun - chucks A G chuck norris is still alive , G so let’s call up walker , texas ranger , G all the dudes from "danger , danger" . A let’s get the A - team , A 50 cent with his bling - bling , A G and a couple of prison guards . [ Chorus : ] D A G A it takes a tough man to slap her around . D A G A such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down . G A she’s wearing shades but we all see C# G D G behind the tinted glass . G B and i’ve got 99 biker friends A G that wanna kick your ass . ( mute ) ( 99 biker friends ) D A G A D A G A i hope that you can run fast ( just wanna mention this ) D A G A start runnin’ now D A G A ( 99 biker friends ) D A G A just wanna mention this ( just wanna mention this ) D < - - - no mute we gonna kick your ass . bfs ftw! jaret is the greatest!