Party Favor

[ Intro ] nc . hey , leave a message [ Verse 1 ] C hey , call me back Am when you get this F or when you’ve got a minute C G we really need to talk C wait , you know what Am maybe just forget it F cause by the time you get this C G your number might be blocked [ pre - Chorus ] Am C stay and blah blah blah F C G you just want what you can’t have Am C no wait , i’ll call the cops F C G if you don’t stop i’ll call your dad [ Chorus ] F G C and i hate to do this to you on your birthday Am E happy birthday by the way F G C it’s not you it’s me and all that other bullshit Am you know that’s bullshit E F don’t you , babe Fm C i’m not your party favor [ Verse 2 ] C Am look , now i know we could’ve done it better F but we can’t change the weather C G and the weather’s come and gone C Am books don’t make sense if you read them backwards F you’ll single out the wrong words C G like you mishear all my songs [ pre - Chorus ] Am C you hear stay and blah blah blah F C G you just want what you can’t have Am C no wait , i’ll call the cops F C G if you don’t stop i’ll call your dad [ Chorus ] F G C and i hate to do this to you on your birthday Am E happy birthday by the way F G C it’s not you it’s me and all that other bullshit Am you know that’s bullshit E F don’t you , babe Fm i’m not your party favor