Shes Goin Bald

* capo 4th fret * ( original key : F# ) Verse 1 : D Em7 D/F# silken hair , more D Em7 D/F# silken hair , fell D/F E7 A7 on her face and no wind was blowin’ ( she’s goin’ bald ) D Em7 D/F# silken hair , more D Em7 D/F# silken hair , lay D/F E7 A7 near her pillbox down at her feet ( she’d been on a trip ) Verse 2 : D Em7 D/F# i peeked in and D Em7 D/F# when i saw she’d D/F E7 A7 lost her hair i thought i would keel ( she’s goin’ bald ) D Em7 D/F# when she saw her D Em7 D/F# shining fore - head D/F E7 A7 did - n’t stop she swooned to the ground ( really flipped her wig ) Verse 3 : D Em7 D/F# laughed so hard i D Em7 D/F# blew my mind D/F E7 i blew my cool A7 i blew myself over A7 oh oh oh oh oh . . . Bridge : D oh sha na na , sha na na na na na na na na Gdim ( what a blow ) sha na na , sha na na na na na na na na G#dim ( what a blow ) sha na na , sha na na na na na na na na Adim ( what a blow ) sha na na , sha na na na na na na na na A#dim ( what a blow ) sha na na , sha na na break : Gdim she drew her comb acrost her scalp G#dim and brushed what she had left Adim i tried to salvage what i could A#dim and threw it in a sack Bdim she made A B - line to her room Cdim and grabbed all kind o’ juice C#dim she started pourin’ it on her head Ddim and thought it’d grow it back ( ah ha haaaaaa ) coda : G you’re too late mama A7 D ain’t nothin’ upside your head D7 no more no more no more no more upside your head G too late mama A7 D ain’t nothin’ upside your head D7 no more no more no more no more upside your head G you’re too late mama A7 D ain’t nothin’ upside your head no more no more no more no more . chord diagrams : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - D Em7 D/F# D/F E7 A7 Gdim G#dim Adim A#dim eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe eadgbe xx0232 022030 2x0230 1x0230 020100 x02223 xx3434 xx4545 xx5656 xx6767 Bdim Cdim C#dim Ddim G D7 eadgbe eadgbe eadg be ead G B E eadgbe eadgbe xx7878 xx8989 xx910910 xx10111011 320003 xx0212 tabbed by joel from clumsy , bristol , england , 2005 ( clumsyband@hotmail . com )