If I Had A Million Dollars

capo on 2g , D , C ] x4 Verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G i’d buy you a house ( i would buy you a house ) G D C G if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C i’d buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an G ottoman ) G D C G and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you a k - car ( a nice reliant automobile ) G D C D if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love Chorus : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , i’d build a tree fort in our yard C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , you could help , it wouldn’t be that hard C D G if i had a million dollars Em ( strum these chords once ) C maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere D you know , we could just go up there and hang out break ( talking part ) : G , D , C [ same strumming pattern as Intro and verses ] like open the fridge and stuff there would already be laid out foods for us like little pre - wrapped sausages and things they have pre - wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre - wrapped bacon well , can you blame ’em uh , yeah Verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you a fur coat ( but not a real fur coat that’s cruel ) G D C G and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you an exotic pet ( yep , like a llama or an emu ) G D C G and if i had a million dollars ( if i had A a million dollars ) G D C well , i’d buy you john merrick’s remains ( ooh , all them crazy elephant G bones ) G D C D and if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love Chorus : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to walk to the store C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner D but we would eat kraft dinner break : G , D , C [ same as first ] of course we would , wed just eat more and buy really expensive ketchups with it thats right , all the fanciest ke . . . dijon ketchups! mmmmmm , mmmm - hmmm Verse : G D C G if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress , that’s cruel ) G D C G and if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you some art ( a picasso or a garfunkel ) G D C G if i had a million dollars ( if i had a million dollars ) G D C G well , i’d buy you a monkey ( haven’t you always wanted a monkey ) G D C D if i had a million dollars , id buy your love Outro : C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars C D G Em C if i had a million dollars , if i had a million dollars C D G Em C if i had a million dollars D i’d be rich