Dirtylaundry (Ukulele)

Capo: 3rd fret Verse (burps) C I'll do you like my dirty laundry D I'll treat you lie a toy so I can brag to all the boys Gm Bout how I never get lonely Cm I'm thinkin through the day about how I'm getting laid Am I'll get you hot and bothered G F I'll bring you to a boil, then I'll dump you in the soil A You'll never find another Dm Who gets you off in bed like how I always did B I'm depressed, but still lit Am Painted nails, fuck your bitch C Gm Used to be the sad boy, now I'm happy that I live Cm If you wanna talk about respect Em You get what you give D Cm Least I didn't get paid 500 bucks to suck a- (woo) C Lately I've just been bored Dm A Cause I'm sober and alone, I just need someone to hold D Got a couple issues buried deep down G They're covered up in sin, but they're only paper thin Em C I wanna close my eyes, go somewhere far away Am To then, why does sixteen seem like such better days B I try to hide the pain, that's why I get fucked up Bm C7 Catch me at the club like yeah, yeah, yeah Cm My instincts get the best of me A Sometimes I feel like God is testing me Am G The self will run riot, I'm run by design, oh Shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh Shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh Whadadadada, whadadadada, whadadadada, whadadadada Oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh C I'll do you like my dirty laundry D I'll treat you lie a toy so I can brag to all the boys Gm Bout how I never get lonely Cm I'm thinkin through the day about how I'm getting laid Am I'll get you hot and bothered G F I'll bring you to a boil, then I'll dump you in the soil A You'll never find another C Who gets you off in bed like how I always did Em Like how I always did, like how I always did Like how I always did, how I always did