Mr Schwartz

Intro Bm Em C [Verse 1] Asus4 A Bm Put your heavy metal to the test C#dim7 F# Em C It might be half a love song in it all for you Asus4 A Bm Timing wise it's probably for the best C#dim7 F# Em Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute Chorus A Em Mister Schwartz is staying strong for the crew A Em Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit A G And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes Bm Em C [Verse 2] Asus4 A Bm Gradually it's coming into view C#dim7 F# Em C It's like your little directorial debut Asus4 A Bm As fine a time as any to deduce C#dim7 F# Em The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue Chorus A Em Mister Schwartz is staying strong for the crew A Em Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit A G And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes Bridge F# F#m7b5/C And if we guess who I'm pretending to be G Do we win a prize? F# F#m7b5/C Having attempted twice, both incorrectly G F# Do we get a third try? [Verse 3] Em C Asus4 A Bm The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch C#dim7 F# Em There's not one goddam thing that you can do about it Chorus A Em The mister Schwartz is having tea with the grips A Em Asking after all the wives and the kids A G It's at the heart of what The Business is