David J Is A Sickness

C - F - Dm - G then E - - 1 - - 3 - 1 - 3 - 1 - - 1 - - 3 - 1 - 3 - 1 - - 1 - - 3 - 1 - 3 - 1 - - 3 - - | B - - 1 - - - - - - - - - - - 1 - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - 0 - - | G - - 0 - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - 0 - - | D - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0 - - | A - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - | E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - | C F you’re helpless , and hopeless Dm G you wanna help out the homeless C F Dm G but you’ve got problems C F you’re selfish , and worthless Dm G and you have no fxxking purpose C F Dm G you’re a cancer - causing , cancer - having slob Dm G C F Dm G C whoa - oh whoa whoooaaaaa whoooaaaaa - ohhh - oooohhh C F there are morals that conflict with orals Dm G that conflict with anals that believe in angels C F Dm G angels are hating on you C F if good is the absence of evil Dm G and evil is the absence of good C F there is an axis of evil Dm G rolling into this neighborhood Dm F with the sound of gunshots C E Am bang! pow!! pswchh!!! Dm G C Am Dm G C . G . Am . Dm G C whoa - oh C F it was then that i found i Am a vampire Dm Am i have fangs fxxking 15 inches long C F the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone’s blood Dm Am feels so good i Am compelled to sing this song C F and at night when i retire to my coffin Dm Am to sleep for a hundred years or more C F all you people that i know will have died long ago Dm Am Am - F - C and their children will have died ten years before Dm G C G Am whoaaaaa - oh . whooaa - oh - oh - ohhh